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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2024

On sale

18th July 2023

Price: £13.99

Selected: Calendar / ISBN-13: 9781523518760

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This is the beloved, bestselling calendar that features a rich trove of gaffes, malapropisms, and cringey moments from athletes, entertainers, commentators, and, of course, politicians: “We need to look at the states, which are lavatories of innovation and democracy.”-former Texas governor Rick Perry.

Here are hopelessly mangled metaphors: “The cart’s out of the barn. You can’t put it back in the bottle.”-the Daily Beast editor Sam Stein.

Painfully dim sports commentary: “It’s not easy. That’s why it’s difficult.”-sportscaster Andy Gray. Plus “Anti-Disinfectant Wipes” and other product labels to give you pause, suspiciously softball game show questions (“With which sport is a professional golfer associated?”) and dumb questions asked of flight attendants: “Where are the lines between the states?”

Printed on responsibly sourced paper and 100% recyclable.