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So You’re 80!

by Clive Whichelow by Mike Haskins

So You’re 80!
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5th August 2013

Price: £6.99

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Gift & Humour / Lifestyle, Sport & Leisure / Humour / Society & Social Sciences

Selected: Hardcover / ISBN-13: 9781849534413

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You may be too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top off a ketchup bottle.

On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy – just not so far back that you can’t get up again. And it’s only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen!